Quote #1558
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity:...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps,...
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #68
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...
Quote #13209
The art of being bored is lost.
Quote #12888
History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
Quote #10426
Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into...