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No object is mysterious. The mystery is in your eye.
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Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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“Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on...
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What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person — her...