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He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears...
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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in...
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Disclaimer If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not...
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A snake lurks in the grass.
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There is only one success- to be able to spend your life in your...