Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #15784
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #23365
You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children...
Quote #25035
Truth always originates in a minority of one, and every custom begins as a...
Quote #29131
To be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an...
Quote #24762
In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs...
Quote #12037
If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually...
Quote #14928
Life is largely a matter of expectation.
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.