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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...
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The world must be made safe for democracy.
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
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For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is...
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...