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Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Let us go singing as far as we go the road will be less...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
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I call architecture frozen music.
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful...
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When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...