Quote #596
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #21995
I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear...
Quote #18661
Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man.
Quote #2250
He was a wise man who invented God.
Quote #23253
For truth is precious and divine Too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
Quote #13919
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Quote #5547
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Quote #29231
If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
Quote #10293
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...
Quote #21191
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.