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During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But...
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
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There is no man living that cannot do more than he thinks he can!