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You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
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If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
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When spiders unite they can tie down a lion.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion...
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I don’t believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem (Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.