Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #17074
The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can...
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #26152
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Quote #25981
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
Quote #12512
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
Quote #20224
Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming...
Quote #24363
Do not envy a sinner you don’t know what disaster awaits him.
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...