Quote #24659
It is impossible to underrate human intelligence–beginning with one’s own.
Quote #24069
He who hurries can not walk with dignity.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #17232
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Quote #23067
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #9573
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and...
Quote #28664
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #32776
All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only...
Quote #25833
There is a concept which corrupts and upsets all others. I refer not to...