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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If...
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Any fool can tell the truth; it takes talent to lie well.
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Under conditions of tyranny it is far easer to act than to think.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to...
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the...