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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #27181
The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Quote #27347
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed...
Quote #24562
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #29188
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
Quote #21360
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.