Quote #912
God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not...
Quote #32737
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #634
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
Quote #3398
But, my dearest Agathon, it is truth which you cannot contradict; you can without...
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #31306
The world of reality has its limits the world of imagination is boundless.
Quote #21847
Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
Quote #7602
The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
Quote #16162
One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without...
Quote #6761
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.