Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16727
You see things as they are and ask, ‘Why’ I dream things as they...
Quote #1402
A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
Quote #21029
I am sure the grapes are sour.
Quote #13607
Trust each other again and again. When the trust level gets high enough, people...
Quote #1599
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #25614
Genius – To know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #15872
Much misconstruction and bitterness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he...
Quote #14078
Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise — bureaucrats.