Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #23146
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
Quote #9210
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value...
Quote #11896
War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #16017
The greatest paradox of them all is to speak of “civilized warfare.”
Quote #21695
The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways – I to...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #26198
The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.