Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #722
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #25442
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #25315
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life...
Quote #33128
Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off...
Quote #29782
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
Quote #27371
He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #14513
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...