Quote #22249
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are...
Quote #180
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Quote #15932
Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.
Quote #544
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote #9399
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #13577
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Quote #26944
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...