Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #9799
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...
Quote #32911
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #22121
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Quote #10848
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #22814
Our own heart, and not other men’s opinion, form our true honor.
Quote #5116
If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend...
Quote #20959
Out, damned spot out, I say
Quote #3794
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.