Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #19145
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Quote #10110
I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that...
Quote #8457
People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which...
Quote #16504
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
Quote #22264
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...
Quote #3310
For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...