Quote #32267
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to...
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #34683
‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
Quote #32290
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people...
Quote #2430
Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.
Quote #9357
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
Quote #7691
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.
Quote #26798
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #1804
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments...