Quote #3958
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Quote #3033
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #29172
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #24579
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be...
Quote #31908
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #6901
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...
Quote #26742
Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a...