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Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or...
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it unless...
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
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I have found a desire within myself that no experience in this world can...
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Writing ought either to be the manufacture of stories for which there is a...
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...