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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28326

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Saki

Quote #840

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...
Joseph Conrad

Quote #19303

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Words, as is well known, are great foes of reality.
Leonid Brezhnev

Quote #11744

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has...
John Steinbeck

Quote #13023

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Paris Hilton

Quote #12370

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
J. Frank Dobie

Quote #27221

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote #20592

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Virgil

Quote #3530

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28147

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
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