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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
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You till be glad to know the President is practicing safe snacks. in reference...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet...
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else...
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If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...