Quote #184
The good man is the friend of all living things.
Quote #944
Would you please shut up and sit down!
Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #26046
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #1939
The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
Quote #25483
A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward...
Quote #21462
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
Quote #32383
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart.