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If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he...
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The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
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Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth truth being defined...
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Ferris I do have a test today. that wasn’t bull. It’s on European socialism....
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Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys...