Quote #27035
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #8184
Because the women are watching.
Quote #19357
A winner never whines.
Quote #29289
History is a better guide than good intentions.
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We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend
Quote #2975
If the wind will not serve, take to the oars.
Quote #22511
Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner...
Quote #12442
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to...