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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
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I don’t hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap,...
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I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
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One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details....
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to seat over lonely labor, to be...