Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #544
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote #29024
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
Quote #30141
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
Quote #19427
The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
Quote #1856
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.
Quote #11744
Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has...
Quote #14324
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Quote #16584
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...