Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #30489
Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
Quote #20512
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a...
Quote #2330
The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be...
Quote #9970
Too many people overvalue what they are, and undervalue what they are not.
Quote #16513
Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked...
Quote #25303
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #6764
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...