Quote #17492
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #26376
One of the self-authenticating truths which we come at last to acknowledge is this...
Quote #4178
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Quote #17487
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #21227
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Quote #5853
As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no...
Quote #18072
If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...