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Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
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Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.
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To get to heaven we must take it with us.
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Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for...
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Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
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Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
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If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.