Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #3
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #6106
Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why...
Quote #7720
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Quote #751
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Quote #20980
What a deformed thief this fashion is.
Quote #8699
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
Quote #4913
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
Quote #29329
We’re all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest...