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Chief of the Army.
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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.