Frank Zappa Quote #10711 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28265 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Cicero Quote #9388 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide,...
Johnny Carson Quote #8248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Napoleon Bonaparte, last words, 1821 Quote #3449 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Chief of the Army.
Henry David Thoreau Quote #20468 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Quote #26604 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart...
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Quote #12709 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Lawrence Peter Berra Quote #25513 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
Fred Allen Quote #2519 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Imitation is the sincerest form of television.