Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #16665
I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I...
Quote #5777
I gotta be me.
Quote #31664
A man gains no possession better than a good woman, nothing more horrible than...
Quote #21921
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
Quote #22808
Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited genius, being the action of reason...
Quote #30394
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #19747
The man who is completely wise and virtuous has no need of glory, except...