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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory...
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The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
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To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
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Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one...
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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, ‘thank you,’ that...
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The last temptation is the greatest treason to do the right deed for the...
Quote #27489
Business is always interfering with pleasure, but it makes other pleasures possible.
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Quote #26749
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.