Quote #7907
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Quote #11394
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Quote #8351
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Quote #1368
He who laughs, lasts!
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #12370
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
Quote #16567
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
Quote #4323
Stranger in a strange country.
Quote #13266
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.
Quote #2178
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.