Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #27978
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #1870
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
Quote #26570
If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.
Quote #368
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...
Quote #23618
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #13638
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the...
Quote #2000
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.
Quote #2582
The future is much like the present, only longer.