Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #11621
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
Quote #14260
Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.
Quote #1533
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #2047
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Quote #12350
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
Quote #33040
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #3323
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #15156
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...