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The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world,...
Quote #30046
Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
Quote #2547
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #15468
A good marriage winds up as a meeting of minds, which had better be...
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #9590
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...