Quote #18184
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
Quote #30987
If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded...
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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.