Quote #26478
Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals....
Quote #21392
A man’s dying is more the survivors’ affair than his own.
Quote #16572
The thing always happens that you really believe in and the belief in a...
Quote #9340
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you...
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #4603
Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
Quote #19966
A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...
Quote #11983
The only devils in this world are those running around in our own hearts,...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.