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Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
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Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.
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Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And...
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #11378
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Work is not man’s punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his...
Quote #14888
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #17130
It is the habit of mediocre minds to condemn all that is beyond their...
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...