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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart.
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I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I...
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Give me an incubator or give me death!
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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius; lift up thy...
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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What an artist the world is losing in me
Quote #563
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.