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I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
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Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no...
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Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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Among the virtues and vices that make up the British character, we have one...
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Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
Quote #26710
Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.