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If the belief did not make us happy, it would not be...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #16106
A man can know nothing of mankind without knowing something of himself. Self-knowledge is...
Quote #13719
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
Quote #23838
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Quote #5188
One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
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Parents can only advise their children or point them in the right direction. Ultimately...
Quote #11630
It is the province of knowledge to speak And it is the privilege of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #33997
There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...