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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
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Necessity is the mother of invention.
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
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The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from...
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Quality is never an accident. It represents the wise choice of many alternatives.
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As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
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It is for the wise people who delight in humanity, praise justice, despise their...
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death....
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.