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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times...
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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
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Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
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It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
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Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
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If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom...
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A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report,...