Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #1909
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #21546
Life is too short for a long story.
Quote #9422
he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn?t boring.
Quote #5705
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
Quote #7322
Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.
Quote #5419
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #11186
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.