Quote #15936
An inch of time cannot be bought with an inch of gold.
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #13149
Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.
Quote #3205
Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek,...
Quote #28512
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #1773
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #27671
Washing one’s hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to...